a whore is what you are

this body painting thing, man. call me a prude all you want but i just don't see it.

i can appreciate the beauty in nudity and i can also appreciate the talent and the creativity that goes into painting on such a canvas. what i can't understand is stepping into a bar like that. if we were talking at a local art gallery or some type of artsy event, sure. the bar though? really?

bars are just so sleazy. personally i don't enjoy the bar scene (so, i might be biased). these girls spend the entire afternoon doing their hair like their off to prom and applying layers and layers of foundation (that just makes them more dog faced). they wear ugly little outfits that violate the tits-ass rule. it's just tacky.

these girls are not out to represent art, they are out to get the most attention. it's ridiculous and it's disgusting.

and then the photos appear on facebook, and grandma gets offended and your very catholic next door neighbor decided to voice her opinion and FACEBOOK EXPLODES! groups are created "body painting iz art" "****body painting isnt nudity <3<3****" and the messages start appearing "remove yourself from my friends list if you are offended by my boobs and cottage cheese ass being sucked on by twelve strangers" i'm sorry, i lost my dinner.

i for one have nothing against random sex. in fact, i applaud it. go out, meet some super fox or some dog face (to each their own), do something crazy and meaningless if you want... cool.

but please don't go skank trashing it up painted by your buddies cousin at the busiest skank bar in town and tell me to call that ART? no. you're a whore and i hope you get syphilis.